Beauty Ritual Survey For The Ladies

Most ladies have a beauty ritual of some sort each morning.

If you are married, your husband has probably noticed that this ritual can 

lengthen up to three hours in duration if you really have somewhere to go and do where you will be seen.  So this one is for the ladies.... which of these rituals is the most important part of your beauty regimen?  In other words, which of these options would you rather die than neglect?

A-Eyebrow "tweezing"

B-Eyebrow "waxing"

C-Facial "waxing"

D- "Mustache" bleaching

E-Facial exfoliating

F-Facial moisturizing

G-Sunscreen application

H-Eye and hand cream application

I-Eye lubrication

J-All of the above (A-I)

Now which of these is the most indispensable of your cosmetics ritual?

K-Primer application

L-Just a tinted moisturizer

M-Lip balm with SPF

N-Eyelash curling

O-All of these (K-N)

P-Just L-N

Since we have come this far, for those of 

you ladies who like Elizabeth Taylor or Sophia Vergara

simply can't be seen without paint,

which is most important of these?

Q-Foundation

R-Concealer

S-"Highlighter"

T-Eyebrow pencil/gel

U-Sheer powder

V-Blush

W-Eyeliner pencil

X-Eyeshadow

Y-Mascara

Z-All of these (Q-Y)

Now, if you have made it this far, which of these 

is the most vital?

1-Lip pencil

2-Lipstick

3-Lip butter

4-Lip stain

5-Lip gloss

6-All of 1-5.

Now which of these would you make sure to incorporate into your pampering

if you were to give a speech/go to a fancy dinner/fundraiser/sing in a concert/compete in dance/board meeting?

7-False lashes

8-Straighten/curl/gel/spray hair

9-Dry shampoo

10-Deep conditioning

11-Manicure

12-Just file and clip my nails

13-Just remove peeling nail polish

14-Heavy camera-ready airbrushing mousse

15-More powder to "set" the make-up.

16-More blush

17-Illegal-to-buy-in-the-US-eye-whitening-drops (just kidding!)

18-Teeth whitening

19-Lip plumping products

20-All of these?Are you crazy? Who do you think I am? Kim Kardashian? Nobody except celebrities on the Red carpet go to such extreme lengths to look "perfect"!

Thanks ladies! And to all the gentlemen secretly reading this post...1-You were warned

2-Why are you reading this?

3-What? You didn't think the celebrities you drool over looked like that naturally did you?

4-What? If you drool over celebrities who can only look like 

that by sitting in a makeup chair for five hours, what do you expect us to do?

How else do you think women compete?

No matter how many times you say, "We don't like makeup"
those statements are contradicted every time you 

stop and stare at a woman that we know has spent hours of time and thousands of dollars on

maintaining her appearance. Just saying...